The winter is a bleak and dreary time for me. I am a desert rat, born under the rays of the Southwest sun. For over twenty years, I have lived in the north tundra and still have a hard time with the winter. You would think that I would be used to it by now. [...]
Derby Day
As Grand Poohbah Cubmaster of my Cub Scout Pack, I have the honor of emceeing our annual Pinewood derby race. Tonight is the night of the race. Imagine if you will 34 elementary boys, hopped up on hot dogs, chips and pop, yelling at the top of their lungs, hoping that their car will win. [...]
